Originality Is Dead

Hi , I'm Elizabeth. 17 and stuck.

Permalink tylerchokely:

This is inspirational
Permalink mydogsnokes:

my friend tried to take a panoramic photo of me and this is how it turned out i can’t stop laughing


in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”. that teacher was albert einstein. reblog if you love god

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Permalink bitchiel:


i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again
Permalink the-gasoline-station:

Foggy Dubai
Picture: This breathtaking view from the Burj Khalifa, the world’s tallest building, shows a thick blanket of smoggy fog smothering Dubai. The mist almost completely covers the skyscrapers which dominate the skyline.
© Bjoern Lauen/Solent News - Source


white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time


Kristen. 17. California. In N Out. Beaches. Vans. Bonfires. Surfing. Skating. Swimming. Parties. California. Summer. Palm Trees. California. In N Out. Summer. California. Beaches. California. Kristen. Summer.

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Permalink he-was-number-wan:

Chowder is old enough to be on Boomerang guess it’s time to join AARP and replace everything in my diet with prunes
Permalink honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

What does this even mean or say